Felicia Day AKA Queen of the Internet, Jed Whedon, master of song, and Knights of Good Productions recently released the newest Guild music video, “I’m the One That’s Cool” While I enjoyed the two previous Guild music videos, this one has earned a place as my newest song obsession. I can’t stop listening to it. And it can take a while for me to run a song into the ground.

You can buy the song on Amazon or iTunes and be sure to check out Felicia’s new YouTube channel, Geek and Sundry.

Oh, no.  Don’t pretend I didn’t see
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
Don’t know if you can read or if you’ve seen
The sweet piece in this week’s Wired magazine

The latest trend has hit it’s peak
They say that geek’s becoming chic
So now you’re out of style as you can be
And I’m in vogue…so you can bite me

To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I’m the one that’s cool
I’m the one that’s cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I’m the one that’s cool
I’m the one that’s cool
(I’m the one that’s cool)

Try and cop my style but I’m the real thing
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
Never earned a part of nerd society
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
Watched my Next Gen every night
Wore a head gear to fix my overbite
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free
Whereas me, I literally can’t see my hand in front of my face

To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I’m the one that’s cool
I’m the one that’s cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I’m the one that’s cool
I’m the one that’s cool
And to my eighth grade crush who pushed me in the pool
Now I’m the one that’s cool
I’m the one that’s cool
You may be tan and thin and rich but you’re a tool
And I’m the one that’s cool
I’m the one that’s cool
(I’m the one that’s cool)

Role reversal must be a total drag
But there’s no point, no point for me to humble brag
I appreciate you for being cruel
I’m burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
Got my in-jokes you won’t get
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
Now your ballin’ parties seem so dumb
You can Evite me, and I’ll say yes, but I won’t really come

Got my comics
Got my games

All the things you thought were lame
Got my cosplay
Fanfic too
Got you pegged S.T.F.U.

To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school
now I’m the one that’s cool
I’m the one that’s cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
now I’m the one that’s cool
I’m the one that’s cool
And to my eighth grade crush who pushed me in the pool
now I’m the one that’s cool
I’m the one that’s cool
You may be tan and thin and rich but you’re a tool
and I’m the one that’s cool
I’m the one that’s cool

(I’m the one that’s cool)
(I’m the one that’s cool)
(I’m the one that’s cool)
(I’m the one that’s cool)
(I’m the one that’s cool)